Wanted One Mother

Statement: Write a want ad that describes your mother.

Wanted one woman with refined tastes in clothing and behavior. Someone willing to work long hours and oversee not only a full time job but four active kids without the assitance of others. Someone with a strong, religious background and a support staff for a sounding board. Must have own financial arrangements and car. Must be willing to take chances on advancement and personal relationships. Only someone with a strong backbone need apply.